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Funny Cleaning Quotes – False Alarm!

Funny cleaning quotes often make us laugh because there is usually a little bit of truth behind them. Our latest Norfolk Maids favourite is: “I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait, no, false alarm.”

We suspect quite a few people can relate to that one!

When the Cleaning Urge Never Quite Arrives

There are certainly days when a cup of tea seems considerably more appealing than getting out the vacuum cleaner.

Housework also has the unfortunate habit of never really being finished. You clean the kitchen and somebody uses it. You vacuum the floor and it needs doing again. Just when the ironing basket is looking respectable, another load of washing appears.

Perhaps that is why funny cleaning quotes are so popular — they make light of something nearly every household understands.

Someone Else Could Do the Weekly Cleaning and Ironing

If your urge to clean regularly turns out to be another false alarm, Norfolk Maids may be able to help.

We provide regular weekly domestic cleaning and ironing across Norfolk for £16.50 per hour, with customers having their own regular weekly housekeeper.

🧹 Regular weekly cleaning
👕 Ironing can be included
🐾 Pets are considered when arranging a suitable match
🏠 Your own preferred cleaning products and equipment are used

Housekeepers are interviewed and reference checked before joining Norfolk Maids.

You can find out more about our service on our About page or read answers to common questions on our FAQs page.

Tea First, Cleaning Later?

There is something rather appealing about ignoring that imaginary burst of cleaning enthusiasm and sitting down with a cup of tea instead.

If somebody else has already taken care of the weekly housework, perhaps you can enjoy it without feeling that you ought to be doing something else.

If you live in another town or village in Norfolk, contact us and we will check availability for you.

Contact Norfolk Maids

Telephone: 01603 552443
WhatsApp Messaging Service: 07521 644373
Email: info@norfolkmaids.co.uk
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